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#1 Gorays

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:01 PM

There's always "Odd" news everyday, this thread focuses on those, everyday I will try to update the news on wierd stuff.  

Well lets begin with today's "odd" news,

Goat detained over armed robbery

http://news.yahoo.co...pJ0dv1aEzDtiBIF

^^^ Funny stuff.

Edited by gorays, 25 January 2009 - 09:17 PM.


#2 Malus Rune

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:03 PM

That's...odd  ^_^

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#3 Erix

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:11 PM

Hey, that was on one of the Danish websites yesterday. :D
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:14 PM

Wow.

I wonder if that whole "Kiss Frog and Frog turns into Prince Charming" came from there.
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#5 Gorays

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:33 PM

Thief caught out giving policeman's address

http://news.yahoo.co..._germany_thief1

^^^ Thats the funniest story I have ever read, holy crap that's funny.

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:34 PM

Lol.......what are the chances of that.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 02:37 PM

Therefore, stupid people are everywhere.
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#8 Gorays

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 03:11 PM

Banker Gives Spankings to 50 Customers

http://moezilla.news...to-50-customers

^^^ This old myth is indeed true, a banker punished his customers who were late on their payments by spanking them.

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 05:10 PM

sexual assualt and battery all in one!
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 05:35 PM

Lol those are all messed up!

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 08:38 PM

Nebraska lottery numbers drawn twice in row

http://news.yahoo.co...y5UZOwjKIQjr7sF

What are the chances of this??


Unreturned library book leads to woman's arrest

http://news.yahoo.co...pad7ur4ZODtiBIF

^^^^ Make sure to return library books. ^_^

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 10:36 PM

Driver crash-lands car on church roof

http://news.yahoo.co...o7Lt26pjLvtiBIF

^^ He's going to hell for sure. :p

The cause of the accident was speed btw.

New Zealand reptile becomes dad at 111 years old

http://news.yahoo.co...UJ9JGVmkWrtiBIF

Edited by gorays, 26 January 2009 - 10:38 PM.


#13 Kelathin

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 07:05 AM

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New Zealand reptile becomes dad at 111 years old

http://news.yahoo.co...UJ9JGVmkWrtiBIF
Reminds me of Master Roshi from Dragon Ballz, an old Stud lol...
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:27 AM

I've read none of those messages but the titles themselve tell me enough already.
I laughed, really.

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 09:44 AM

Thought i'd enter into the spirit of things:

Trapped man survived on whisky

http://news.bbc.co.u...set/7853328.stm

Edited by slornie, 27 January 2009 - 09:44 AM.


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RonMaverick291 (Gametrailers) said:

why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.

#16 Gorays

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Posted 28 January 2009 - 01:59 PM

Baby born in library

http://news.yahoo.co...bWxzLvtaiftiBIF

^^^^ Next Bill Gates or Albert Einstien?

Woman arrested after teaching kids how to shoplift

http://news.yahoo.co...J8CdidshJjtiBIF

^^^ Not a smart idea.

And thanks for contributing Slornie. :D

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 07:51 AM

Mother of Octuplets already has 6 children

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/7860041.stm

^ I cant imagine how she's gonna cope with that!

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RonMaverick291 (Gametrailers) said:

why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 07:58 AM

I haven't been able to find this on the net, but it was in the paper:

A man accused of murdering a woman by stabbing her said "I accidentally ran her over, and to make sure she was dad, I stabbed her a few times and threw her in the back of my car."

I s@!$ you not, this is real, I'll try and find it on the net though.

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 07:59 AM

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Posted 30 January 2009 - 10:18 PM

Man accused of drunken horse riding in snowstorm

http://news.yahoo.co...DfIFovzR0ztiBIF

^^^ ROFL

Shoe monument for man who threw footwear at Bush

http://news.yahoo.co....3vuLY8fUPtiBIF

^^ Wow...

Police: NY boy dressed as girl to cheat on exam

http://news.yahoo.co...28QCK6uS27tiBIF

^^^ Not a smart way to cheat, lol.




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