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#41 clue

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 11:54 AM

With a park? You mean, like, Everglades National Park?
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 05:12 PM

Spirit of the age:

Man jailed for flushing Heroin down the toilet

http://news.bbc.co.u...ral/7892881.stm

2 months for "disturbing the peace"

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why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:41 PM

From "Screwed up news": http://www.thesun.co...icle2238252.ece

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 05:44 AM

Sorry... But how could a girl like that even get a boyfriend? :o
It's illogical to say that a Mac is better than a PC, because a Mac itself is a PC.

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:12 PM

mah doesn't need a new topic

anyways it's funny news ... like "haha LOL"

http://www.afterdawn...chive/17018.cfm


and while speaking of this ... i do buy games I like.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:29 AM

View Postclue, on Feb 16 2009, 05:54 PM, said:

With a park? You mean, like, Everglades National Park?

He got his ***** trapped in a roster, it was just a normal park like let's say central park, not a national park.



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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:59 AM

Boy marries dog to ward off tiger attacks

http://news.yahoo.co...R1emyT1j_jtiBIF

^^^ Well that's one way to protect yourself aganist wild animals.

Woman to stand trial for selling pierced cats

http://news.yahoo.co...5.pfiRSgqbtiBIF

^^^ Don't pierce cats. >_<

Boy's essay leads to charge against his dad

http://news.yahoo.co...BqyA0.VpY_tiBIF

^^^ haha, thats funny.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:23 PM

http://www.afterdawn...chive/17031.cfm

that's double ODD

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:39 AM

View Poststewox., on Feb 18 2009, 06:23 PM, said:


lol how sad, in California you can do whatever you want and the teachers don't give a .......
texting is like NORMAL
It's not about being original, it's about hiding the fact that you aren't.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:36 AM

I think schools should be fitted with those clever devices that block the transmission signals.  I mean, the kids are there to learn, not text.  Of course, the school grounds, dining hall, etc wouldn't be blocked, so kids can still use them outside lessons if need be.

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RonMaverick291 (Gametrailers) said:

why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:09 AM

View Postslornie, on Feb 19 2009, 01:36 PM, said:

I think schools should be fitted with those clever devices that block the transmission signals.  I mean, the kids are there to learn, not text.  Of course, the school grounds, dining hall, etc wouldn't be blocked, so kids can still use them outside lessons if need be.

What? You're kidding, right? Since... if that's what we're supposed to do there, the teachers are doing it all wrong. All wrong.

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World of Warcraft + Minecraft equals?


It's over... 1 MILLION!


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Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:58 AM

"Holy crap!" @ ultra-young parents.
Hivvy Mitilz.

#53 slornie

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 11:08 AM

View PostCaescen, on Feb 19 2009, 03:09 PM, said:

What? You're kidding, right?
Nope.  What valid reason does a kid have for texting in lesson?

Besides, its better than banning phones completely from school (which is the rule in some places).

Edited by slornie, 19 February 2009 - 11:11 AM.


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why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:21 PM

Yep, I'm in such a school.

It's a royal pain. I have eight miles to walk every day (four miles there, four miles back) and I can't help but feel that I'd be safer doing it if I have the means to call home if need be. That says, everybody takes their phones in anyway. I also take my iPod, as I wouldn't want to go a whole day without music.

Although I must admit, I'd like one of Slornie's signal blockers in school. There's a girl who spends every French lesson texting her boyfriend. I'm no nerd but she spends the whole lesson sending him messages of no real importance and recieving messages back and that sure as hell ain't good for her education. I mean, you can be in love and not feel the urgant need to talk about meaningless chat every minute! Plus I always thought it was kind of odd that every text message she sent ended in "Love you so much XXXXXX", as well as every message she recieved. I mean, I can understand if you're just texting someone once you could say that, but these are people talking with the same type of rapid-fire speech you use on something like MSN! I mean, you don't see me ending every MSN message with "Love you so much XXXXXX", even if I did have a girlfriend.
/rant.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:36 PM

Yeah, i can never understand people who do that ^.  It just seems rather OTT.

Another thing that i hate about the proliferation of mobile phones is that the average age for a kid to get one is now 8!*  Seriously, wtf does an 8yr old need a mobile for?

*In the UK at least.

Edited by slornie, 19 February 2009 - 12:36 PM.


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why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:54 PM

I know, right. I didn't get my first one till I was thirteen.

And even now I hardly use it. I'm a loner by nature, content just to watch the world go by with my headphones in and a copy of Snakehead in my hand (in case things get dull).

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 07:14 PM

Man asks for more prison time

http://news.yahoo.co...PtOBksszTbtiBIF

^^ He is jobless and asking more time in prison.

Man stabs son for wearing hat in church

http://news.yahoo.co...Z8M9POaC2rtiBIF

^^ One strict dad.

Utah man finds drunk burglary suspect on his floor

http://news.yahoo.co...IXz3QfzXPTtiBIF

^^ What a dumb burglar.

Man tries to steal laptop to check Facebook

http://news.yahoo.co...TTpJEtM7_btiBIF

^^ Desperate much?

Edited by gorays, 24 February 2009 - 07:15 PM.


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Posted 24 February 2009 - 07:16 PM

View Postgorays, on Feb 24 2009, 05:14 PM, said:

Man tries to steal laptop to check Facebook

http://news.yahoo.co...TTpJEtM7_btiBIF

^^ Desperate much?

Another reason why things like facebook, myspace, etc. Should be abolished.

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 02:28 PM

$%^$ no cussing for a week

http://news.yahoo.co...KxJiWoAxQntiBIF

^^ A county in Los Angles, California, USA is trying for a cuss-free week, but will it work? NO, says me.

Man arrested for stealing an ambulance that came to crash(to help him)

http://news.yahoo.co...axJPVQBsAztiBIF

^^ It gets worse everyday, atleast in this planet.

Man accused of putting camera in women's bathroom

http://news.yahoo.co...A0wNcxVgMqxJ1Fw
AqQftiBIF

^^ LOL

Car thief caught trapped in target vehicle

http://news.yahoo.co...qxJa24BAxbtiBIF

^^ Alteast he didn't try to become a cop, like the guy below.  

Robbery suspect tries to become a policeman

http://news.yahoo.co...qxJJnIBByLtiBIF

^^ What can I say?

Edited by gorays, 02 March 2009 - 02:29 PM.


#60 slornie

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 02:44 PM

View Postgorays, on Mar 2 2009, 07:28 PM, said:

Robbery suspect tries to become a policeman

http://news.yahoo.co...qxJJnIBByLtiBIF

^^ What can I say?
:lol:

I love this one!  Especially where he asks if he can still take the test, then when they say no asks if he can reapply later.


Man cured of speed camera phobia

http://news.bbc.co.u...and/7919110.stm

^ :unsure: Amazing the things people can have phobia's of..

Parrots help man regain power of speech

http://news.bbc.co.u...cas/7919331.stm

Edited by slornie, 02 March 2009 - 06:33 PM.


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why do u hate america? if it were not for us u guys would be lost. i mean we invented the tv, we invented the internet, cars and we even went to the planet moon. we won all the wars and we always help the little countries who cant fight and we give food to poor people.




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