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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:34 AM
Inspired by Left 4 Dead's in-game faux movie posters I have now hatched an idea for us to do some of our own.
Basically the idea is simple. The Unmotivational Posters thread deals with the titular Unmotivational Posters. This here shall deal with movie posters, basically any nonsensical theme you can come up with and work into a movie poster-style image.
I have 3 nonsensical posters below

No prizes for guessing where this was derived from

This here be your typical teaser poster style. The theme comes from Redtech's webcomic for those who don't know.

This one was fun to do, especially filling in the credits at the bottom. The picture was conveniently googled and then digitally tweaked.
With any luck this thread shall rise to the same level of lulz that Ghostly achieved with PF Comics thread and before him, Cheesinator with the Unmotivational Posters thread.
C'mon guys...
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:02 AM
I loved the last, great job there.
Especially the misspelled "his story' part, I first was like "Huh?" But once I saw the title it all became so clear
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:10 AM
Caescen, on Feb 6 2009, 11:02 PM, said:
I loved the last, great job there.
Yeah the last definitely wins by a long shot. It does have more content and the source image is an actual photograph, not crappy fanart.
I'm waiting for Redtech to come in and totally flip at seeing the second poster. I'll call you guys in to come watch his reaction, should be pretty amusing.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:20 AM
Here's my rushed creation:
Had the idea when I saw this: http://www.hollywood...ges/Piglet.jpeg
EDIT: Updated the initial picture, first version: http://img5.imagesha...themoviezz0.jpg
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:23 AM
Nice.
Piglet's a wealth of funny. I should try and think of a poster theme I can work him into.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:32 AM
Valdez, on Feb 6 2009, 04:23 PM, said:
Nice.
Piglet's a wealth of funny. I should try and think of a poster theme I can work him into.
He sure is. I first had a picture of 'Babe', you know the pig from the movie?
But then I accidentally typed Piglet instead of 'Pig' in google, and got the picture I also mentioned above. From that point on, everything was clear to me!
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:41 AM
Good God!
Must say, I am pretty amused by this :')
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 11:07 AM
Valdez, on Feb 6 2009, 09:34 AM, said:
You really hit the nail on that one.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:17 PM
Well considering Dei has already made a Piglet poster I figured I should go with something related but not directly.
Hence I chose to use once again Piglet's avatar
Re-used some stuff from the Delta poster. Can't be arsed to do entirely new stuff at the moment. It's 1 in the morning over here now, going to sleep soon.
Btw it's an action comedy thriller.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:29 PM
God, I would love to see those movies
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:31 PM
PigletCNC, on Feb 6 2009, 06:29 PM, said:
DEI?! DEI?!
GO CLEAN YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP YOUNG MAN!
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:46 PM
One more before I go sleep
I guess it's only appropriate I pay homage to the game which inspired me to make this thread:
(if the cast names sound unfamiliar to you, they're the ones who did the voices of Mirabel and Moore)
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 02:12 PM
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 02:29 PM
Valdez, on Feb 6 2009, 09:34 AM, said:

This one was fun to do, especially filling in the credits at the bottom. The picture was conveniently googled and then digitally tweaked.
With any luck this thread shall rise to the same level of lulz that Ghostly achieved with PF Comics thread and before him, Cheesinator with the Unmotivational Posters thread.
C'mon guys... .gif)
omg. I love it. I laughed so hard once i got it.
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Delphi-PG, on Aug 6 2008, 08:12 PM, said:
That's why I like playing team games with delta. He does all the heavy hitting making me look good.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 02:49 PM
The Cheeseinator, on Feb 6 2009, 02:12 PM, said:
Oddly enough I laughed more on this then the others.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:20 PM
*Says something wtfbbq-ish*
*Reads page-load logs*
OI! PROFESSOR V! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON'T ARCHIVE DIVE!
WArakjkjgeiahhoiuhfuieaheuio;hafjlbnjebnfajlfn!
And thanks very much. Another person to add to the "damned people drawing my chars better than me" list.
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AGM The King of Games said: So basically, people like Redtech are barking at snowflakes. There's nothing there worth barking at. They're just making noise because <insert psychological reason here>
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:38 PM
Holy Christ those things are funny.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:00 PM
Redtech, on Feb 7 2009, 04:20 AM, said:
OI! PROFESSOR V! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DON'T ARCHIVE DIVE!
Blame it on the format of your website. One strip per page forcing me to comb through until I found the reference pics I need. Even though each strip is so small you could consolidate a month's worth of them into one page (same with Penny Arcade I wish they'd consolidate rather than one strip a page. For VG cats I'd understand due to the size of each strip)
First and last time I'm spoofing your stuff, red. You don't make this easy enough for me
btw if you want the raw images used for that pic, drop me a PM.
Redtech, on Feb 7 2009, 04:20 AM, said:
WArakjkjgeiahhoiuhfuieaheuio;hafjlbnjebnfajlfn!
Haha this can be used in a movie poster of its own. I can imagine the tagline now:
Delta thought his spelling sucked above all else.
But that was before... HE came and started posting
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 02:33 AM
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