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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets In Cambodian Ring-Fight

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 02:08 AM

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Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.


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ya gotta admit, when people make a hoax, they come up with some weird stuff lol

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 11:50 AM

Well they did deserve it -.- Doing something as stupid as that ya your bound to get hurt or die.
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 05:37 PM

I guess when it comes down to it I'm on the side of the lion. When 42 idiots go and try and take down an African lion, it’s definitely gonna overpower them through speed, stamina and strength. There're basically asking to be mauled to death, as they put the lion into an instinctive frenzy.

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 06:55 PM

I wonder how much worse it would have been if they'd thrown a Tiger in there instead...wooo!
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 07:32 PM

oh man, what kind of people make up stuff like this? wow. I think 42 midgets could take on a Lion.

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 11:13 PM

Nice to see that the first 3 responders didn't bother to read the first post in its entirety.

Wesforce said:

We are living in a post-common sense society.

Finger said:

Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.


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Posted 13 March 2007 - 02:18 AM

In the spirit of the hoax, I was saying what would have happened if they'd changed it to a tiger. Sheesh, some high horse you're on buddy. :blink:

Because I agree with Cheesinator: 42 midgets could take on a lion. Whether they could take on a tiger would remain to be seen, but it would be possible.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 12:19 PM

Either way if they piss off animals i'd rather see them dead.
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